I do have a ligther side to myself :)
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveay and put our unless junk in the garage.
Why the sun lugthens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artifical flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
2 comments:
Ah, the English language, full of oxymornons. I love quite a few of those and some I want to be type out and be like "KIM! Because...da ta da ta da" But it sure is interesting and some disconcerting like the doctor and the broker. haha thanks Kim I am definitely going to call Lance.
These are hilarious! I know you have a lighter side cause you advised me on potty training with sink the cherrios, mwahhhaaa!! Love you, Kimmy poo!!
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